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品笑话学英语-2018-142

Posted by loong on 2018/12/02 in 英语段子 |

The Catch 22

Q: What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
A: Water.
 
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Need A Job?

A yellow Labrador walks into a job referral agency and asks if they have any openings for him. After the receptionist picks herself up off the floor, she asks the dog to come back in an hour. The dog agrees and walks out. As soon as the dog leaves she calls the circus and asks if they can use a talking dog.
“Of course,” says the owner, “send him down.”
An hour later, the dog walks back into the agency and the receptionist yells that she has a job for the dog in the circus.
To which the dog replies, “What does the circus want with a carpenter?”
 
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That’s A Good Question

“Does a man-eating shark eat women too?”
 
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Amphibian Love

You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the handsome prince…
But he probably isn’t going to be interested in some frog-kisser.
 
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