A Rut and A Grave
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
The patient goes to the dentist and says, “I have yellow teeth, what should I do?”
The dentist replies, “Wear a brown tie.”
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later that day his mother noticed him lying down, curled up on the floor as though he were ill. She said, “Johnny, what is the matter?”
Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m gonna have a wife!”
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Brown Paper Jake
A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone’s attention, “Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?!?!”
“What does he look like?” asks a cowboy.
“Well,” replies the Sheriff, “he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper vest, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.”
“So, what is he wanted for?” asks another cowboy.
“Rustlin!” replies the Sheriff.