Yo Momma is so dumb…
She came out with a bowl after hearing it was chilly outside!
Too Much Food
Last night I went to a wonderful Middle Eastern Restaurant and I ate so much food…
Today I feel Falafel!
How many phone savvy techs does it take to teach you how to use your new iPhone?
It only takes a teenager.
Blog of Loong
I Have Eight Children
George, who had a wife and 8 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said he had 8 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn’t say he had no children, because he didn’t believe in lying.
So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 7 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes and the price was right. The agent asked, “How many children do you have?”
He answered, “Eight.”
The agent asked, “Where are the others?”
George, looked the agent right in the eye, and answered, “They’re at the cemetery with their mother.”