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品笑话学英语-2018-139

Posted by loong on 2018/11/29 in 英语段子 |

Wake up Call

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife didn’t wake him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
 
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Sage Temperature Advice

What did the new Washing Machine tell the Old Refrigerator?
“Whatever you do, don’t lose your ‘cool’!”
 
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Blessed Baseball

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.
“Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the good players and the best coaches.”
“I know, and that’s all right,” Satan answered. “We’ve got all the umpires.”
 
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Mixology 101

Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia?
A: A Philips Screwdriver.
 
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