A surgeon was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend’s house.
The host deftly carved the turkey and said, “I’d make a pretty good surgeon, don’t you think?”
The surgeon replied, “Anybody can take it apart. Let’s see you put it back together again.”
Why don’t “minimalists” find a shorter name for themselves?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
A four year old got her daddy out of bed early one Saturday morning.
As he was fixing her breakfast she asked, “Why do you have one eye open and one eye closed”?
Her father looked at her and smiled as he said, “I’m still half asleep.”
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