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品笑话学英语-2018-135

Posted by loong on 2018/11/25 in 英语段子 |

It’s His Charm

“Do you know, why Andrews is so popular with the girls?”
“No, why?”
“When he sits down beside a pretty girl in a bar, he tells her, ‘I’m not really so tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.'”
 
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Canadian Tattoo

Did you hear about the Canadian man who had a map of Canada tattooed to his butt?
Every time he sat down, Quebec separated.
 
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What Does He Weigh?

Q: There is a butcher at the butcher shop. He is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
A: He weighs meat.
 
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The Tax Man Cometh

A last-minute filer walked into our state income tax office and handed me his returns. Just as he did, a peal of laughter could be heard in another room.
Glaring at me, he grumbled, “What are they doing back there, counting the money?”
 
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