What do silk worms think about global warming?
Nothing. They don’t read the newspapers!
Even Dogs Chase Cars
A 70 year old man asked his wife, “Do you feel sad when you see me running behind younger women?”
The wife replies, “No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars, doesn’t mean they can drive them.”
Like Father Like Son
Miser to son: “Son, how much did it cost when you took your girlfriend to dinner yesterday?”
Son: “Dad, it was only $25.00.”
Dad: “Oh, that’s not too bad.”
Son: “It would’ve been more, but that was all the money she had on her.”
Blog of Loong
Dressing to go for a party, the husband says, ”My suit looks very shabby, and not appealing.”
His wife replies, being supportive of course, “Don’t worry about it, no one is going to be looking at you anyway.”