Time wounds all heels.
I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie.
He asked, “Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?”
I replied, “It does not matter if you Windsor knot, it is how you play the game!”
What did the mummy director say after they finished making the movie?
That’s a wrap!
Blog of Loong
Daisy whispered in her husband’s ear, “Ask my mother about dinner.”
Donald, her husband, obediently asked, “Mother-in-law, did you have dinner at home or would you like to go back home and have it?”