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品笑话学英语-2018-129

Posted by loong on 2018/11/19 in 英语段子 |

The Wedding Ring

Daughter: My fiancé said I could have whatever I wanted inscribed on his wedding ring. What should I put?
Mother: Put what I put on your father’s wedding ring.
Daughter: What does it say. I’ve never seen daddy with it off.
Mother: Yes. It’s worked very well over the years. It says, “Put it back on!”
 
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What’s A Budget?

What’s a budget?
A ‘Budget’ is basically a method for going broke methodically.
 
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I Never Lose A Case

I hired a lawyer who claims to have never lost a case. We lost the case and I said, “Well, there goes your advertising claim.”
He replied, “I got paid and I call that a win!”
“What if I don’t pay you?” I asked.
“I advise you to pay. I’ll take you to court, get a judgement for the money you owe plus expenses. I’d call that a win win!”
I said, “Okay then, what do I owe you?”
His reply, “$2500 dollars plus $350.”
“What’s the 350 for?” I demanded to know.
His answer… “The advice I just gave you.”
 
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Albert Einstein?

If it’s “I before E, except after C”, then shouldn’t Albert Einstein be Albert Ienstien?
 
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