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品笑话学英语-2018-127

Posted by loong on 2018/11/17 in 英语段子 |

What You Need Is A Playpen

Mary was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, “They’re driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest.”
“What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself,” her friend said.
So Mary bought a playpen.
A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.
“Superb! I can’t believe it,” Mary said. “I get in that pen with a good book and the kids don’t bother me one bit!”
 
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It Kept On Defrosting

My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.
We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.
 
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Not So Smart Friends

A young lady stops at the gas station to fill up and realizes she has locked her keys inside the car. When going inside to pay, she asks for a hanger to unlock her car.
After a few minutes the attendant comes to help.
The not so bright lady is moving the hanger, while inside the car is her not so bright friend giving directions. “RIGHT, NOW LEFT, JUST A LITTLE MORE RIGHT…”
 
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No Running

Which race has no running?
A swimming race.
 
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