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品笑话学英语-2018-125

Posted by loong on 2018/11/15 in 英语段子 |

I Need Two Volunteers

One day in basic training the drill sergeant came out and said, “I need two volunteers for garbage duty.”
When no one spoke up the drill sergeant pointed to two privates and said, “Okay, you and you!”
One of the privates said, “But I didn’t volunteer?”
“Were you drafted?” the drill sergeant asked.
“No,” said the private.
The drill sergeant smiled and said, “That’s right, you volunteered.”
 
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Paying For His Mistake

A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, “We fought again, I can’t do this anymore. I am coming to live with you.”
Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”
 
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Walking Into A Casino

When walking into a casino, you are handed a sucker…
Are they trying to tell you something?
 
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My Six Kids

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years.
“When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance.”
 
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