If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono…
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali…
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, she’d be Cat Doggy Dogg…
If Sandra Locke married Elliott Ness, divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she would become Sondra Locke Ness Munster…
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting…
If Ivana Trump married Orson Bean, King Oscar, Louis Mayer, Norbert Wiener, the she’d be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener…
And, if Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced and married Gregory Peck, Divorced him for Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur!!!
Feet and Legs and Nothing Else
What has feet, legs, but nothing else?
Which is the Outgoing Mail?
Claudia had just moved into a new apartment complex and was checking out her mailbox in the hallway.
The postman was just arriving and she curiously asked him, “Which slot is for ‘outgoing mail’?”
The postman paused and replied, “Oh, that one that isn’t bashful.”
Blog of Loong
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in summer camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.
The counselor asked, “Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?”
The kid answered, “Did you ever have a mother?