Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
No Longer User-Friendly
Computers used to be user-friendly…
Now they are just downright flirtatious!
Keep Your Head Down
“Do you know why the golf pro tells you to keep your head down while swinging?”
“It’s so you can’t see him laughing.”
Blog of Loong
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly.”
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?”
“Yes” the mother answered.
“And how is your son now?” he asked.
“Eh, who cares?” she replied.