You Are In A Dark Room
Q: If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, a match, and a gas lamp which do you light first?
A: Why that is easy, the match of course.
Sugar in Coffee
I was sitting at the counter of a restaurant when a gentleman sat in the seat beside me. I watched as he ordered a cup of coffee and put about fifteen spoonful’s of sugar in it.
He took a sip without stirring it. I remarked, “You didn’t stir your coffee.”
He said, “I know, I don’t like it sweet.”
When it Rains, It Pours.
A lady moved from Phoenix to Seattle and when she arrived it was raining. While she moved in, it rained. The next day it rained, and the next, and then the next.
After several rainy days, while standing on her porch, she noticed a young boy on the porch of her neighbor’s house. Trying not to sound too depressed, in a cheerful voice she called over to the lad, “Hi son, I’m your new neighbor.”
“Hi,” the boy called back and waved.
“Say, son, does it ever stop raining here?” she asked.
With a look of consternation, the youngster replied, “Lady, how would I know? I’m only six years old!”
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Do Bears Wear Socks?
Q: What kind of socks do bears wear?
A: They don’t wear any, they have bear feet.