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品笑话学英语-2018-115

Posted by loong on 2018/11/04 in 英语段子 |

A Kangaroos Like A Pool

Why is a kangaroo like a pool table?
They both have side pockets!
 
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Actors And Lightbulbs

How many unemployed actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to screw it in and the rest to say they could’ve done it better.
 
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Throwing Peanuts

Three men appear in court, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. The judge asks the first defendant, “What were you doing?”
“Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.”
The judge asks the second gentleman, “And what were you doing?”
“I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.”
“Sounds harmless,” says the judge. He turns to the third person, “And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?”
“No, sir. I AM Peanuts!”
 
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The Secret Algorithm of Arithmetic

We’ll never run out of math teachers as long as they multiply.
 
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