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品笑话学英语-2018-114

Posted by loong on 2018/11/03 in 英语段子 |

Wooden Leg Smith

An elderly man went to his friend’s house to have a little chitchat. Then, he told his friend, “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.”
His friend then asked, “So what’s the name of the other leg?”
 
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Half An Apple

What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
 
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Drive A Stick Shift

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift…
But I couldn’t find a manual.
 
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A Light Bottle

A friend and I were in a bar fight with the bar bully.
We took him to court for medical costs for stitches and a concussion when he hit my buddy with a beer bottle.
The judge asked him what he had to say for himself. He said, “Your honor, I only used a lite beer!”
 
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