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品笑话学英语-2018-113

Posted by loong on 2018/11/02 in 英语段子 |

Middle of a Jellyfish

What is in the middle of a jellyfish?
It’s jelly button.
 
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Cremated

I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated.
So she called and made an appointment for Monday at 2:00 pm.
 
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Bed Time

Teacher: Johnny what time is bedtime at your house?
Johnny: 8:30 PM, ma’am.
A few moments later
Johnny’s Best Friend: So what time did you go to sleep last night?
Johnny: 1:00 AM, after watching two movies and getting a snack.
 
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Zombie Race

What do you call it when a zombie is last to cross the finish line in a marathon?
Being dead last.
 
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