Professor (picking on a sleepy student): “Name two pronouns.”
Student (yawning): “Who? Me?”
Professor: “Very good, and here I thought you were inattentive.”
Worst Joke Ever
Do you know what I heard?
Why do doctors’ patients have no patients of their own?
Because they have no patience.
How Do You Feel Now?
Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain.
After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,”
Bill replied, “I stand corrected!”
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