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品笑话学英语-2018-107

Posted by loong on 2018/10/27 in 英语段子 |

Waiting at the Door

I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. “She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return,” she said.
“What an example of true love,” I replied. “I wonder if you’d be that concerned about me?”
“Honey,” my wife answered, “if you were gone overnight, and I didn’t know where you were, you can be sure I’d be waiting for you at the front door.”

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Man: Marry me?
Woman: Do you have a house?
Man: No…
Woman: Do you have a BMW car?
Man: No…
Woman: How much is your salary?
Man: No salary… but…
Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Please leave!
Man: (now talking to himself) I have one villa, 3 pieces of property, 3 Ferrari’s, 2 Porsche’s. Why I still need to buy BMW!?!?
I don’t have a salary because I’m the BOSS!
 
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