What did the affectionate crayons say to one another?
I LOVE HUE!
Threading the Machine
A little girl went to spend a few weeks with her grandmother, who decided to teach her to sew.
After having gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, the granddaughter stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, “You mean you can do all that, but you can’t operate my Game Boy?”
Bees Get Sticky Hair
How do bees get their hair so sticky?
They use a honeycomb.
Blog of Loong
Once In A Minute, Twice In A Moment
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
The letter ‘M’.