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品笑话学英语-2018-97

Posted by loong on 2018/10/17 in 英语段子 |

Phone Issues

I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, “Please silence your cell phones…”
Why do they have to announce that?
I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone?

Laundry Day

My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them.
I had to turn her in to the authorities….
For money laundering.
 
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Turtle In The Military

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He was SHELL shocked!
 
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Bigfoot Tells Time

How does Bigfoot tell time?
With a Sasq-watch.
 
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