Clothes Don’t Fit?
I thought the dryer shrank my clothes…
Turns out it was the refrigerator.
Science of Marriage
A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.
So he got married.
Now he forgot what science is all about.
TEACHER: Did your parents help with the homework John?
JOHN: Nope, I got them wrong all by myself.
Blog of Loong
If you told a cow a really funny joke, could she laugh so hard milk would come out her nose?