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品笑话学英语-2018-93

Posted by loong on 2018/10/13 in 英语段子 |

Breaking Without Touching

What can you break without touching?
Promise.

Expensive Lessons

A father was buying bass lessons for his son. After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said, “On my 1st lesson we learned about the E string.”
The 2nd week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week. The son said, “On the 2nd lesson I learned about the A string.”
The 3rd week came by and the father said to his son, “You know these are expensive lessons, what have you learned this week?”
The son said, “I quit the lessons, I already got a gig.”
 
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Need Glasses

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!
 
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One More Hour

“You must’ve been hungry? I noticed you’ve eating at this wedding for an hour now!”
“I’m full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm…”
 
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