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品笑话学英语-2018-91

Posted by loong on 2018/10/11 in 英语段子 |

No Time Off

Why doesn’t The Mummy take vacations?
He’s afraid he’ll relax and unwind.

Open and Shut

A guy went to court for a seat belt ticket…
It was an open-and-shut case.
 
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I Forget

Part of getting old is that your mind thinks that your body can do things that is can’t…
Or, is it the other way around…
I forget???
 
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Polite Robbers

Patty, the bank teller, was having a bad day with nasty and rude customers. A nicely dressed young man came up to her window and with a smile showed her a note. “Please give me all your money… I thank you for your time and help!”
After emptying her drawer into a bag, she added a chocolate bar left from her lunch.
“What’s that for?” he asked.
“That’s because you were the most polite person I’ve had all day,” she answered.
 
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