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品笑话学英语-2018-89

Posted by loong on 2018/10/09 in 英语段子 |

An Irish Proposal

An Irishman proposed to his girlfriend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond.
On learning it wasn’t real she protested vehemently about his cheapness.
He explained that in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked her a sham-rock.

Man: Do you know C.P.R?

Woman: No why?

Man: Because y…

Man: Do you know C.P.R?
Woman: No why?
Man: Because you just took my breath away!
 
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You didn’t drop that thing…
You simply abandoned it to the unchecked forces of gravity.
 
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