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品笑话学英语-2018-88

Posted by loong on 2018/10/08 in 英语段子 |

So Fat

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Do You Know Why?

Do you know why a roach clip is called a roach clip?
Because “pot holder” was already taken.
 
品英语笑话,轻松休闲学英语。
Elderly Couple in Church

An elderly couple go to church every Sunday. During the weekly sermon, the old man would occasionally nod off as the preacher talked. Whenever the old man nodded off, his wife would poke him with her hat pin.
As the preacher was saying, “Who created the Heavens and the Earth?”, the old man nodded off. His wife poked him and he shouted, “God Almighty!” The preacher answered, “Amen, brother.”
Ten minutes later, as the preacher was saying, “Who died on the cross for our sins?”, the old man nodded off again. His wife poked him and he shouted, “Jesus Christ!” The preacher answered, “Amen, brother.”
Ten more minutes pass, as the preacher was saying, “What did Eve say to Adam after their first child was born?”, the old man opened his eyes, looked at his wife as she was about to poke him again and said, “You stick that damn thing in me one more time and I’m gonna break it off!”
 
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Somewhat Inspiring Advice

* Put the past behind you, unless you’re a time traveler.
* Remember that only James Bond lives twice. You only live once.
* Time makes fools of us all. However, you can’t make a fool of time.
* You sometimes get what you want. You can’t always get what you need.
 
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