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Smile every day-2018-81

Posted by loong on 2018/10/01 in 英语段子 |

Q: Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice fact…

Q: Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.

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Source of the Bad Times
Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.”
He stops. He makes a realization. “You know, now that I think about it, I think you bring me bad luck.”

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Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.

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