Elephant With A Skunk
What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk?
A smell that you will never forget.
Remember That Ring You Wanted?
A husband and wife were at the mall when they got separated. The wife calls him on her cell phone. “Where are you?” she asks.
“Well, do you remember the store when we were first married and you were looking at a beautiful ring in the jewelry store window, but we could not afford it?”
“Yes”, she replies, excited to think about what he was about to say, a tear forming in her eyes.
“Great, I am at the sports store right next to it.”
The Daily Planet Dilema
Due to budget constraints, the Board of the Daily Planet advised Perry White that he had to let one of his star reporters go. He was really overwhelmed about the magnitude of the decision. “Who should go, Clark or Lois?”
He actually did some praying, which he hadn’t done for a long time. He asked, “Please. Show me a sign.” That afternoon he was doing some shopping at Walmart, and when he went to his car he suddenly saw the answer.
The next day he called Clark and Lois into the office and said, “I’m sorry, Lois, but you have to go.” After Lois collected her things and left, Clark took Perry aside and asked, “Chief – how did you know which one of us should go?”
Perry said, “Well, that turned out to be easier than I thought. While I was parking at Walmart, I looked up and there was the sign: FIRE LANE.”
Blog of Loong
My three hundred plus pound of a grandfather loves to do karaoke. One night he was really into some heavy metal rock and roll song, even doing an air guitar routine.
Well, after he was done a young fellow came up to him and said, “You are a hip old dude!”
My grandfather snapped back, “Who you callin’ a hippo – dude?!?!”