Smile every day-2018-73

Posted by loong on 2018/09/23 in 英语段子 |

What, Me Worried?

I hate the idea of going under the knife. So I was very upset when the doctor told me I needed a tonsillectomy. Later, the nurse and I were filling out an admission form. I tried to respond to the questions, but I was so nervous I couldn’t speak.
The nurse patted my hand and said, “Don’t worry. This medical problem can easily be fixed, and it’s not a dangerous procedure.”
“You’re right. I’m being silly,” I said, “please continue.”
“Good,” the nurse went on, “Now, do you have a living will?”

Fisherman and Magician

What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Only 24 hours

A married guy goes for his annual physical and to his shock & dismay the doctor tells him he has only 24 hours to live.
He goes home in shock and tells his wife, who makes him his favorite meal. They then go into the bedroom and make love. Around 10 o’clock he says lets do it again and she agrees. Around midnight as his wife is drifting off to sleep he nudges her and says how about one more time.
She rolls over and says, “Hey, some of us have to get up for work in the morning.”
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In Which Battle

In which battle did Napoleon Die?
His last one!

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