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Smile every day-2018-69

Posted by loong on 2018/09/19 in 英语段子 |

Why Do Animals Cross The Road?

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get into the shell station.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the hare station.

Today’s Investment

A nervous passenger decided to purchase flight insurance at the ticket counter.
She had some time before the flights departure, so she stopped in a Chinese restaurant in the concourse.
She started to shake as she read her fortune cookie…
“Today’s investment will pay big dividends!”
 
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Mother Ghost and Baby Ghost

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
“You only spook when you are spooken to!”
 
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Smart Mosquitoes

It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.
They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in.
Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny shouts, “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!“
 
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