What Do You Do?
Two elderly ladies were discussing their “elderly” issues.
“You’re in the grocery store, Ethel,” Gladys begins, “and the urge suddenly comes upon you. You go into the woman’s bathroom, and the only stall is filthy, a total mess. You go to the family bathroom, and find the door is locked. What do you do?”
Ethel thinks for a minute, then replies, “Depends.”
Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, “Ya dig?”
I thought to myself, this guy’s pretty far out. I answered, “Yeh, man. I dig!”
That’s how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.
Name That Baby
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents private conversations.
One day, when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
“Yes!” the 4-year-old said, “and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it’s a girl we’re going to call her Christina, and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it quits!”
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Sounds A Little Fishy
A guy went fishing with his friend and had to ask, “Where is that new rod and reel you had the last time we went fishing? I can’t help but notice that you’re using a stick a string and a safety pin for a hook.”
His friend replied, “My wife thinks I’m wasting money so I told her I’d take the new rod and reel back if I didn’t catch a fish… any more questions?”
“Yes, why didn’t you go to the market and buy a fish to take home? If you remember that’s what I did last year so I could keep my fishing gear.”
His friend answered, “I did, but I forgot to take it out of the package!”