Line Dancing Addiction
Did you hear about the young lady who was addicted to line dancing?
They put her in a two step program.
Nurse: Your blood pressure is amazingly high. Is your job very stressful?
Patient: Well, I work at a petting zoo.
Nurse: That seems easy enough.
Patient: I determine which animals are too vicious to be petted.
God is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE. God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
Q: What part of a car is the laziest?
A: The Wheels, they are always tire’d.
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