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Smile every day-2018-54

Posted by loong on 2018/09/04 in 英语段子 |

Old Hotel

I spent the night in a really old hotel last night.
They sent me a wake-up letter.

Valentine Hearts

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

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Hello…Hello.. Operator?

Actual 911 Calls:
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn…I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn….
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.

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The Quick Thinking Son

A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On the very first swing, the father got a hole in one.“Okay, nice shot dad,” said the son, thinking quickly on his feet. “Now I will take my practice shot and then we will start.”

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