Several Fonts Walk In
Several fonts walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type here!”
A Trip Every Year
My wife complained that I never take her anywhere…
I told her that’s not true, we take a trip around the sun every year!
Finalizing My Divorce
Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver’s license.
“Will there be any change of address?” the clerk inquired.
“No,” I replied.
“Oh, good,” she said, clearly delighted. “You got the house.”
Blog of Loong
On the Toadstool
Why didn’t the frog sit on the toadstool?
Because there wasn’t mushroom.