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Smile every day-2018-52

Posted by loong on 2018/09/02 in 英语段子 |

Principal dumb

Boy: The principal is so dumb!Girl: Do you know who I am?Boy: No…Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!Boy: Do you know who I am?Girl: No…Boy: Good! *walks away*

Lost My Keys Again

Wife: “I lost my keys again.”
Husband: “It’s in your jeans.”
Wife: “Don’t drag my family into this!”

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Power Outage

During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining so I couldn’t play golf.
So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours.
You know, she seems like a nice person.

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Is Everyone Here?

A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, “Is my wife here?”
His wife replies, “Yes, dear, I’m here, next to you.”
The man goes, “Are my children here?”
“Yes, Daddy, we are all here,” say the children.
“Are my other relatives also here?”
And they say, “Yes, we are all here…”
The man sits up and says, “Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?”

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