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Smile every day-2018-48

Posted by loong on 2018/08/29 in 英语段子 |

Why Only Me?

A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, “Why was I pulled over when I wasn’t the only one speeding.”
The policeman replied, “Have you ever been fishing?”
The man then said, “Yes, I have.”
“Well, have you ever caught all the fish?” asked the policeman.

A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches …

A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. “Hi, honey,” he says. “Want a little company?”
“Why?” asks the woman? “Do you have one to sell?
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I Wish You’d Sing

Alfie had been listening to his sister practicing her singing. “Sis,” he said, “I wish you’d sing Christmas Carols.”
“That’s nice of you, Alfie,” she said. “Why?”
“Then I’d only have to hear you once a year!”
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