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Smile every day-2018-45

Posted by loong on 2018/08/26 in 英语段子 |

The Frugal Man

The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. “What happened, Honey?” asked his wife.
“It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved $1.50 cents.”
“That wasn’t too smart,” replied his wife. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save ten dollars?”

Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?

Girl: No, Why?

Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you’re the best a man can get!
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Joan and her neighbo

Joan and her neighbor are talking about their daughters, Joan says, my daughter is at the university. She’s very bright, you know. Every time we get a letter from her we have to go to the dictionary.
Her neighbor says you are lucky every time we hear from our daughter we have to go to the bank.
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Guilty or not guilt

“Guilty or not guilty of begging?’ asked the magistrate.
“Nearly guilty,” said the beggar.
“What do you mean, ‘nearly’ guilty? Asked the puzzled magistrate.
“Well, your honor, I asked the lady for twenty-five cents but I didn’t get it.”
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