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Smile every day-2018-44

Posted by loong on 2018/08/25 in 英语段子 |

Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?

A:Because he …

Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A:Because he wanted rich milk

Asia was by far my favorite destination,” the woman bra…

Asia was by far my favorite destination,” the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. “Enigmatic and magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of course, is the pearl of the Asian oyster.”
“What about the pagodas?” a man besides her asked. “Did you see them?”
“Did I see them? My dear, I had dinner with them.”
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During a simulated attack, the troops have to defend th…

During a simulated attack, the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy, as the sergeant calls it. Bawling out orders, he notices that one recruit shows little response. “You there,” the sergeant shouts, “the imaginary enemy is advancing, and your are caught in the crossfire. Action!” The recruit takes two steps to one side.
“What are you doing, man?” Yells the sergeant, purple with fury. “I’m taking shelter behind an imaginary tree, Sergeant,” answers the recruit calmly.
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Marriage Is Like A Railroad Sign

Marriage is like a railroad sign…
First you stop, then you look, and then you listen.
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