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Smile every day-2018-43

Posted by loong on 2018/08/24 in 英语段子 |

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Let…

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold out here!

Good Morning Mr. Smith

Nurse: Good morning Mr. Smith, you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning.
Mr. Smith: I should be, I’ve been practicing all night.
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A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas a…

A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I’ll bet you don’t have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.
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This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a …

This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted. “Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and it has to be in the garage by eleven.” His father said.
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