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Smile every day-2018-42

Posted by loong on 2018/08/23 in 英语段子 |

Did you hear about the dead cabbage?

Did you hear about the dead cabbage?
There was a big turnip at the funeral.

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine …

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them. Just then a man gets out if his seat and runs over to open the door. The pilots screams at him, “Didn’t you hear what I said, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat as long as the doors remain closed?!”.
“Of course I heard you”, the man replied, “but it’s also designed to fly, and look how good that one worked out!!”
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Finished versus Complete

People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is…
Marry the right person, and you’re COMPLETE.
Marry the wrong person, and you’re FINISHED.
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The poet had been dr

The poet had been droning on at the party about his various sources of inspiration. “Yes, he told the young girl. “I’m at present collecting some of my better poems to be published posthumously.” “Lovely,” said the girl. “I’ll look forward to it.”
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