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Smile every day-2018-41

Posted by loong on 2018/08/22 in 英语段子 |

Job Applicant

What do you mean I’m not qualified?” demanded a job applicant. “I have an IQ of 150. I scored 1,480 on the SAT. I was magna cum laude in graduate school.” “Yes,” replied the hiring supervisor, “but we don’t really require intelligence around here.”

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ket…

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.

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A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in…

A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife says, “I think your should do it because you get up first.”
He counters with, “The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee.” “No way,” she says. “You should do it. The Bible even says so.” “What the heck are you talking about?” She grabs the family Bible, thumbs through, and point to the appropriate section: “Hebrews”
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Carlos told his wife he wanted a guitar

Carlos told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. “The next day she bought him an electric guitar.”
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