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Smile every day-2018-14

Posted by loong on 2018/07/26 in 英语段子 |

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A Frenchman and His Parrot

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap.
The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”
The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”

 

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Too Much Stress

My Doctor told me to avoid any unnecessary stress…
To comply, I did not open his bill.

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Why Did You Leave?

A lady is at a job interview for a receptionist position.
“I see you used to be employed by a psychologist. Why did you leave?”
“Well, I just couldn’t win. If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I was anxious. And if I was on time, I was obsessional.”

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The Philosophy Question

Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy?
Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live.
Man: So do you follow them?
Friend: No. I want everyone else to follow.

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