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Smile every day-2018-1

Posted by loong on 2018/07/13 in 英语段子 |

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Smile On Your Face

Whenever you feel sad…
It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!

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It’s About My Height

Lady (to her doctor): “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.”
Doctor: “How come?”
Lady: “According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.”

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Book Power

Wife: “Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don’t know what to do?”
Husband: “Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them.”

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Proposal in Space

What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed in open space?
“I can’t breathe!”

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