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英语幽默:怎么让女人感觉自己像个女人

Posted by loong on 2016/11/11 in 英语段子 |

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.
一架在跨国飞行中的客机遭遇了一场很严重的暴风雨。

The plane gets pounded by rain,hail,wind and lightning.
飞机被狂风暴雨、冰雹、闪电重创。

The passengers are screaming.They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die.
乘客尖叫着,他们都认定飞机肯定要坠毁了,自己也将惨死。

At the height of the storm,a young woman jumps up and exclaims,”I can’t take this anymore! I can’t just sit here and die like an animal,strapped to a chair.If i’m going to die,let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
在风暴最猛烈的时候,一位年轻女性跳起来大声嚷道:“我再也不能忍受了!我不能就这样坐着像动物一样被绑在椅子上死去。如果我要死,那就让我像一个女人一样死吧。有没有够爷们的来让我找到女人的感觉?”

She sees a hand raise in the back,and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat.
这时她看到后面有人举手,一位大块头的肌肉男向他的座位走来。

As he approachs her,he takes off his shirt.She can see the man’s muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane.
当他靠近这位女士,他脱掉了自己的衬衫。就在飞机上那昏暗的灯光下,她仍然看清了他那健硕的肌肉。

He stands in front of her,shirt in hand and says to her,”I can make you feel like a woman before you die.Are you interested?”
他手拿衬衫站在她面前对她说:“我可以让你在死前找到女人的感觉,你有兴趣吗?”

She shakes her head yes.
她点头同意。

As the man hands her his shirt,he says,”Here,iron this!”
他将手中的衬衫递给她说:“拿着,去熨一下”^_^


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