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英语幽默:情色笑话三则

Posted by loong on 2014/03/18 in 英语段子 |

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls
on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
丈夫和妻子在给他们的电脑设置密码,丈夫坏坏的输入了“我的小弟弟”,当妻子看到丈夫输完后电脑的提示当场就笑的跌下椅子去了,原来电脑显示的提示是这样的:“错误!长度不够!”

 

The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my
mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”
老师问吉米:“你干嘛今天把你的宠物猫咪带来学校了?”,吉米哭着回答:“因为我听到我爸爸悄悄告诉妈妈说,‘等吉米去学校了我就立即吃你的小妹妹!'”(笑点提示:英语单词pussy有小猫咪、女性阴部等多个意思)

 

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
做爱就行玩桥牌,如果你没有个好搭档,那你最好能有双好手。


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